One Line Story
A one line story is a story written by many people one line at a time. To make it more interesting, the contributors could only see one previous line before submitting their own.
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Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived a young man named Ben Dinroad. [1] Ben had a particular fetish for pearl-encrusted toilets and he was never seen without his rubber ducky Georgio. [2] Ben actually loved his rubber ducky he took it everywhere he went and Ben would tell his rubber ducky Georgio that he loved him every morning. [3] Ben would even go so far as to take his rubber ducky on a walk every single day, despite what Ben's family and friends thought. [4] You could say that he was a lot like Linus from Charlie Brown with his strange habits. [5]
He wore a red poncho and listened to Baterz. [6] He listened very carefully [7] But all he heard was a semi full of rare Monrovian tarantulas overturning on the nearby interstate. [8] He shrugged it off. [9] "Who cares anyway", he thought and smiled. [10] He slid the newly purchased ticket into his pocket, and decided to spend the rest of the cash celebrating. [11] There was guilt - lots of guilt - but that didn't bother him in the least; certainly not while Jane was out West on her course. [12]
What he didn't realize was the fact that this act of this will lead to severe repercussions. [13] He also didn't realise that someone had been trying to contact him all day, to try and prevent this from ever happening, but now it was too late. [14] And the Tsunami crashed down on him, permanently ending his worries. [15] In a sea of blood he found himself unable to score. [16] He realized that this sea of blood was actually his delusions of grandeur and that he wasn't Moses in the Red Sea, so he bought a hot dog from a vendor and contemplated whether or not to get blond hilights. [17]
After five minutes, he decided that this was definitley the way to go. [18] So he ran for about 100 miles until he saw.... [19] an army of ants coming to devour him! [20] but an elephant came in between to rescue him. [21] Soon after rescuing him the elephant decided to soak his tusks in the man's blood. [22] ...when all of the sudden a giant... [23] ....squid appeared to loom from the heavens above and it swooped..... [24] out of the heavens and descended at an incredible speed toward the unsuspecting dwarf residents of the hidden city, [25] then just as fast it dissapeared like it had never been [26]
Back to the fact of the matter there was a gorilla loose in the streets of Paris. [27] His name was Herbie the happy gorilla, so he wasn't feared. [28] That Gorilla was a good Gorilla, he wasn't anything like a Guerilla [29] Gorilla was then tricked by Guerilla into taking evil pills so he and Gurilla were exactly the same! [30] Gorilla then hit Guerilla saying that he was better. [31] Then they made friends and took over the USA. [32]
The new presidents name is Bob Bill Buffalo. [33] Bob is not a buffalo, but would like to marry one [34] A buffalo wing, that is! [35] This wing, dripping with sause, looked very spicy. [36] I took a bite, I could feel everyone's eyes on me, watching awaiting my reaction. [37]
Suddenly, a white big rabbit emerged from the newly arrived dishwashing machine. This puzzled me. [38] I was numb for a moment, but came to terms and hugged the rabit, then I saw a name tag on the neck of the rabbit [39] The name tag read Frank and he proceeded to tell me the world was going to end [40] what will happen when strars starts to falling down [41] And Mark looks up and says, "I don't love you. I don't even like you." [42] "... But I respect you!", Mark finishes. [43]
Suddenly, a raspy voiced assailant burst onto the scene and exclaimed, "Will this story ever end?" [44] "No ... it won't," I said to myself. I won't ever end until I know where I am going. [45] "What the heck? [46] thats what i said [47] and walked out of the room [48] Thus ends the story of young Ben. [49]
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